Kamis, 13 Juli 2017

Images Of Bathroom Designs

Images Of Bathroom Designs

from ladies laughing at your junk, to chinesetoilet megaplexes, we count 13 of the most bizarre public bathrooms and urinals.13 – women laughing • no trip to the toilet is complete withouta gaggle of strange ladies laughing at your penis-de-milo.• whoever designed these urinals thought it would be an outstanding idea to installlife-size photos of women leering over each urinal.• the women stand there mocking your privates, while you drain your snake, making your toiletexperience an unsatisfyingly awkward one. 12 – lipstick mouths• if women laughing at your winky isn’t really your thing, maybe these lipstick urinalsare more up your alley.

• why you would want to take a whizz ontwo gigantic red lips is beyond me, but these bombastic labial urine stations exist somewherein australasia. • maybe they have a female equivalent whereyou can poop on a beard-shaped toilet. 11 – weegoal urinal• if only there was a way you could take a piss and score goals at the same time, ohwait you can. • this is the ‘weegoal’, a miniaturesoccer pitch that you can play with your pee pee. what a time to be alive. now you canwee your way into a champee-ons league. [insert laugh track]10 – toilet restaurant • okay so these aren’t functional toilets,but it’s weird enough to be included because

why the hell are people sitting on toiletseats in a restaurant. • it’s 8pm, you’re meeting your tinderdate and for some reason you’re in taiwan. but you’re also a weird guy so you takeyour date to a place where it looks like people are shitting while they eat.• taiwanese innovation literally has no chill.9 – one way mirror • finally, someone invented a public toiletwhich lets you stare people straight in the face while you take a shit.• the one way mirror design makes this bathroom look like your average city mirror cube. insidehowever, pooping persons can feel like the whole world is watching them while they stimulatetheir bowels.

• maybe there’s some sort of health benefitin having an adrenaline rush while you use the toilet that i’m not aware of.8 – trombone • why can’t people just be happy answeringthe call of nature in a good old fashioned urinal? why do they have to complicate lifeby pissing into vintage trombones? • using a toilet is so mainstream. hipstersprefer pissing into brass wind instruments, because it’s different and unique.• that’s all well and good, but just don’t come crying to me when you find a steamy pileof urine all over your totally retro 1950’s record player.7 – couples toilet seat • it’s like the old saying goes, “coupleswho shit together, stay together.”

• this toilet is baffling. why would anyonein their right mind want company while they ‘drop their kids off at the pool’? arecouples really synchronising their bowel movements so that they can sit and stare lovingly ateach other while they crap their brains out? • the only people who could claim this ispractical are siamese twins who are literally joined at the head.6 – golf clubs • this bad boy is the most ludicrous urinalyet: it’s a pee canister which hides in your golf club.• it’s called a ‘uroclub’. the golf club is designed to look exactly like a ‘legit’golf club, but it has a “discreet” reservoir for super subtle tinkle times. if you’reout on a golf course surrounded by nature,

why in the hell would you want to pee intoa pole and carry it around with you. • this company is literally taking the piss.5 – video game dunnies • ‘i wish going to the bathroom was amore social gaming experience’ – said nobody ever.• even still, these public toilets have been converted into gaming stations so nowyou can compete while you excrete. the gamer bathroom doesn’t bother with privacy. imean if donkey kong doesn’t need pants, why does anyone else?4 – ski pee • this bathroom is brought to us by wonderfullyinventive japanese designers: the ski-slope toilet.• the walls of the bathroom are painted

so that the guest feels like they are aboutto slide down a humungous mountain. if you are scared of heights, you’re in the rightplace to shit your pants. • there’s even a pair of skis that youcan slip on to make the whole ski-pee experience feel even more realistic.3 – floating toilet • speaking of heights, if you’ve got acrophobia,you might not want to use this hellacious toilet hanging over a bottomless pit.• if you’re having trouble stimulating your bowels, this is sure to give you a kickof adrenaline to get your crap factory moving again. the floor is made of reinforced glass,but it doesn’t stop the whole feeling of plummeting to your death while you take onelast poop any less real.

2 - coffin• people are always asking us: ‘hey, is there a place i can go to piss into a receptacleof death?’ we hear you ask. well we’re happy to report that yes – yes there is!• these are life-size coffin urinals and they are scary as hell. the screeching batheads are elegantly installed at eye-height to stare into your soul, reminding you ofyour futile mortality and the general pointlessness of existence.• it’s a family-friendly experience guaranteed to definitely not give little timmy nightmaresfor the rest of his precious life. 1 – chongqing – world’s biggest toiletpark • deep in the depths of china, there isa theme park that claims to have the largest

amount of public toilets anywhere in the world.• more than a thousand of the most bizarre toilets can be seen in the entertainment areaknown as ‘foreigners’ street’ in chongqing. dubbed ‘porcelain palace’, the huge bathroomcomplex has been influenced by gaudi’s park in barcelona and has been described as superkitschy. can’t imagine why.

Images Of Bathroom Designs

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